"reblog if you’re not homophobic, keep scrolling if you are" is just tumblr’s equally irritating and pointless version of "share if u love god, ignore for satan"But I love Satan!
thank u for being a cooler blog than me and not unfollowing me yet
Choosing Jack because -
-We’re VERY similar so after the initial panic (and awful grumpiness) of being stuck on an island, we’d get on fine and probably have lots of lols.
-He’d manage without the internet and I fear for Dan without wifi.
-He’s quite tidy so wouldn’t mess the hut up (that I’d have to build).
-Phil would miss Dan too much so would be mean to choose him.
””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“” i cut my hair to piss you off. specifially you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.
I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”
So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what
in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a fucking bra strap
Police have now captured Perez and he’s in police custody.